Remember Remember the 9th of November (Part 3)

Remember Remember
The 9th of November
The covenant treason and plot
I know of reason
Why the gravemind led treason
Should ever be forgot

Of the apparition?
Gravemind, the beast
The most vile edition
2552 his slumber was ceased
The covenant, with erudition
From his sleep, released

For many years
He slept quite deep
And all of the flood wandered
Like wayward sheep
But with their tools so crude
The covenant did sweep
The contents of Delta
And broke his sleep

Arriving like a friend
To the heroes we knew
But a conniver was he
And away he flew
For he found a chariot
In the sky so high
Aimed at humans and covenant
His conquest was nigh

The questions were many
But the answers were too few
Cortana was captured and
Chief knew what he must do

Gravemind’s mistake was large
Due to a question unsought
About the unbreakable promises of John
And the vengeance t’will be wrought

But where was Cortana?
In the heart she did lie
Behind wave after wave
Of flood who would try
With the face of the grave
To sway the chief’s eye
But nothing would prevent
Him from reaching her si’e

The two reunited
Had a plan to succeed
But first must surmount
A treacherous path to be freed

To the sky they did rise
Into a place from the past
Completing 343’s goal
At last, at last

Fired too early
The ring would be destroyed
Red glows his eye
For Spark’s now annoyed

Friends were lost
Johnson, the crew
A race against time
Before the ring went kablew

In the end they had won
But at what cost?
Gravemind was gone
But they have been lost

I feel they do not mind
For together they will be
And remember what he said:
“Wake me, if you need me”

Part2: The 9th of November
Part1: Remember Remember the 9th of November

Hope everyone enjoyed their Halo Day
And I hope to see you all soon playing Halo CE Anniversary 🙂

The 9th of November

Brothers to the end

Remember, Remember (part 2)

Remember Remember the 9th of November
The Covenant Treason and Plot
I know of no reason why the Covenant Treason
Should ever be forgot

But what of the Eli’e
I know his name was Thel ‘Vadam
and Arbiter was he

In 2552 with blades of blue
The prophets, they would see
Just what he could do

What started out
as an honour so high
Ended by watching
his brothers die, die, die

With vengeance he would fight
for all Sanghelli kind
after a brief meeting
with the flood’s Gravemind

A civil war he would lead
While the covenant divides
With Hunters Unggoy and Sanghelli
All Standing by his side

A Demon in his camp
Gravemind in their vision
The ark’s destruction
was a simple decision

The destruction of the ring
caused one to reminisce
but at the end of this track
was a jump they could not miss

The ship was split
The flood, ablaze
But what of the demon
Left floating in the craze

The memorial service began
the desert winds were breezy
for the death of this demon
Thel thought: “Were it so easy.”

~SPOSpartan104 (11/08/2010)
© SPOSpartan104 😛

Thank you Bungie, Microsoft, 343 Industries, for giving us all the wonder that is Halo 🙂

(Part 1)

The Saga continues…

I give you the continuation of the mustafa saga:

Will the diamonds ever be found? I do not know, for they have found my weakness …. they released a new Halo game 😛

That is all for now

REACH. It’s almost here

Reach is upon us!

The day we have all waited so patiently for.

I know it has been a while since my last update, I was being followed *shifty eyes*.

My next post was supposed to be me revealing the diamonds I found in my xbox. After the video was made shady characters began following me smelling a lot like manly people who bathe in Old Spice… Therefore I have been reluctant to post it. It will be made public tonight while they are distracted with the Launch of REACH.

Speaking of which!

Join me later for an unboxing and the my revelation upon opening my Box of X. As well as the video of my diamond search!

Stay Tuned Spartans,

XBOX Update and diamonds

It has been over a month. It happens :P. BUT Progress will soon be made and then I’ll be back up to my shenanigans! A great thing about attending an engineering school is you make good (and useful) friends. My friend, E-Thug “Stealer of internets”, happens to be extremely good at soldering. She is willing to help me reflow my Xbox.

This is great for a few reasons:
A) I save $100
B)Once the case is off I might as well case mod it 😛

Maybe I'll be this cool 😉

C) to get at the DIAMONDS INSIDE THE 360! If you were unaware of the diamonds inside of an Xbox it was a secret plot between Microsoft and Isaiah Mustafa to hide their stolen goods. But Fred, you may say, why would MS and Mr. Smell good handsome guy want to steal diamonds, and WHY would they hide them in your xbox?! Oh there is a good reason, but more importantly it is not just my xbox it is ALL RROD XBOX’s. Hold on I’ll explain

You see each and every Red Ringed xbox was a holding spot for stolen diamonds. These Xbox’s had a fuse that would be lit as soon as the Serial Numbers on each of the diamonds is removed from InterPol’s watch list. Once this occurs the fuse interferes with the normal cooling system causing the GPU or CPU to overheat. This of course makes the system go HOLY SHIT OMG GO TO DEFCON 62! and then red lights of sadness. This is why Microsoft extended the warranty on Red Ringed Consoles, the original estimation for removal from Interpol’s watch list was < year.

Well if there are diamonds why has no one else reported them?

Microsoft can bribe you stupid. Would most people do better with cash or stolen diamonds that they have no idea how to sell? I rest my case

But why Isaiah Mustafa?

You see Isaiah has been running low on diamonds to supply his magic organ that allows him to turn other objects (such as tickets) into diamonds!, therefore when he got wind of Microsoft’s Master (plan)  Concealed Heist Initiative with Effortless Force (Read: Master C.H.I.E.F.)  Between Microsoft’s plan and Isaiah’s ability to bleed charisma like water, they were able to sneak into diamond mines around the world and smuggle them out in tiny old spice body wash tubes (which by the way did wonders for Old Spice’s ads targeting the world’s population of miners and tunnel workers).

It's all true. They've even Branded Him!

Make sense? Good.

Back to my Xbox. Work will begin soon on the new case, and I will reveal here the enormous amounts of diamonds that I have found in my console (most likely from my new mountain based beach house in Malibu).

Thank you for reading,

So I have been putting this post off for a little while.

I unlocked a new achievement

Worst part of all. It was right before GRIFBALL WEEKEND :(. If you didn’t notice my unusual lack of chatter this past GrifBall weekend. Also before anyone says “But Fred just use your extended warranty!” In which I respond with my metal coated fist, “My Xbox360 is 3.36 years old therefore It will cost me $100 to get it fixed”
What shall I do with my non Halo time? I’ll tell you what. I am going to increase the content here. What will this new content be? Well it has to do with my Xbox. I am going to perform a case mod while I attempt to fix it. This will be a slow process.

You may ask: “But Mr. 104 why would you mod your xbox”
To which I humbly reply: “Three simple words: BECAUSE I CAN”

expect the preliminary drawings next week 🙂
Free Stickers to the first 3 people to guess what will be on my Xbox. Respond in the Comments 🙂