Halo

My submission for HBO’s I’m too poor for Noble Map Pack

SPOSpartan104

Here goes nothing (Enjoy 🙂 ):

Well you see there I was walking down this long metal corridor holding everything I owned and all of my monetary wealth in this large sack. After going down this winding path for a while I decided to take a random left. I took this left for a few reasons: I was bored of walking straight, there were explosions and alarms going off around me, and there were these weird brownish balloon shaped creatures skittering around the floors. I end up following this path for what feels like a mile until I come to this dead end. Great. But there was this weird creature about 4 feet tall and had this environment suit on that had a point about a foot above his head. He kept grunting and talking about this food nipple. Now I was feeling rather parched and famished so I made a deal with him. We would both meet outside the vessel about a 1.5 to 2 miles away. He offered to even take my bag for me as long as I paid for most of the food. I said yes and he agreed, well grunted a bit I think that was him agreeing. Anyway I leave the bag and begin running back the way I came.

When I get back to the main path this big cat like vehicle comes racing up. I take a risk and run to the other side of the path. I jump and land holding on to the passenger side of the car. There is this giant green man with a gold visor driving. I don’t know who taught him to drive but damn. HE HIT SO MANY OF THOSE BROWN THINGS! (I’ll skip a few boring parts) We get to the end of the drivable area and he begins running towards this ship. SHIT BE BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE. He gets to the ship, and DOESN’T WAIT for me, he just takes off. Good riddance, I still need to find that grunt.

I jump out of the bay window, and sprint towards this person I see in the distance, I think it’s that grunting thing. I get there and the DAMN CREATURE isn’t there, instead I see this sergeant and this tall alien like creature with backward knee-caps having a love in. What. The. Hell.

Next thing I know the vessel explodes and I never see that grunt again. I get knocked out and when I come to everyone and everything is gone. Now I’m floating through space on a random piece of land and have no idea where all my stuff is.

TL;DR: Got swindled by a grunting thing promising everlasting sustenance from a nipple of food, he takes my stuff, never returns it, disappears and a ship detonates sending me careening through space.

This is why you should select me for the noble map pack. What else do I have to do? I’ll just be floating over here, through space, alone.

Thanks,

Fred

The 9th of November

SPOSpartan104

Brothers to the end

Remember, Remember (part 2)

Remember Remember the 9th of November
The Covenant Treason and Plot
I know of no reason why the Covenant Treason
Should ever be forgot

But what of the Eli’e
I know his name was Thel ‘Vadam
and Arbiter was he

In 2552 with blades of blue
The prophets, they would see
Just what he could do

What started out
as an honour so high
Ended by watching
his brothers die, die, die

With vengeance he would fight
for all Sanghelli kind
after a brief meeting
with the flood’s Gravemind

A civil war he would lead
While the covenant divides
With Hunters Unggoy and Sanghelli
All Standing by his side

A Demon in his camp
Gravemind in their vision
The ark’s destruction
was a simple decision

The destruction of the ring
caused one to reminisce
but at the end of this track
was a jump they could not miss

The ship was split
The flood, ablaze
But what of the demon
Left floating in the craze

The memorial service began
the desert winds were breezy
for the death of this demon
Thel thought: “Were it so easy.”

~SPOSpartan104 (11/08/2010)
© SPOSpartan104 😛

Thank you Bungie, Microsoft, 343 Industries, for giving us all the wonder that is Halo 🙂

(Part 1)

It’s nearly that time again :)

SPOSpartan104

Halo day approaches.
Are you ready?! Sadly I may not be able to celebrate like I usually do.
So I leave it up to all of you.Make this november 9th special by destroying as many covenant as possible.

I will be making another post shortly after midnight, with a little surprise. I hope you all enjoy it 🙂

~SPOSpartan104

Rules for tomorrow

SPOSpartan104

1 person from each 2 person team must be playing at all times.

1 5 minute break allowed per 30 minutes in order to protect health/ sanity.

The breaks can be saved up for one 20 minute break.

We will break for food occasionally, above rules still apply.

HALO WILL HAPPEN

COVENANT WILL DIE

CHILDREN WILL BE HELPED

SOMEONE WILL GET TEAM KILLED

Tune in tomorrow @ 8am to begin the shenanigans

Schedule:

Team Red and Blue
Halo Reach (4 player)
Halo 1 (2 teams of 2)

First team to complete Halo 1 plays Halo 2
Second Team plays Halo ODST

Both Teams meet back up for 4 player Halo 3

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/spospartan104

Fragging Aliens for Charity

SPOSpartan104

Fellow Spartans,
I interrupt the (ir)regularly scheduled shenanigans to invite you to help me with a charitable cause. I have signed up for Extra Life.
Here’s a quote from their site ( http://www.hospitalshelpkids.org/ExtraLife/default.aspx ).

Welcome to Extra Life, an annual 24-hour video game marathon that raises money to help heal sick kids at your local children’s hospital. It’s never been this much fun to do this much good.
This year’s event begins at 8:00am in your local time zone on October 16th, 2010. Each of our participants is currently raising money by recruiting at least 4 sponsors to give $1.00 for each hour of the marathon (that’s $24.00 per sponsor).
I have signed up for a lofty goal of $1,170.00 for Boston’s Children Hospital :). A few friends will be joining myself and we will be marathon Halo for 24 hours. The current plan is a rush through on coop Normal through Halo Reach -> Halo 1 -> Halo 2 -> Halo 3. Reach and 3 will be 4 player coop and 1,2 will be 2 sets of 2 player coop. Our team will webcast the event and any ensuing shenanigans because I am sure Halo 3 will be a BSAngel surprise (Read as: team killing heaven) due to the exhaustion and caffeine taking over :P. I hope you will take your time, and open your wallets 😉 to a good cause.

Donate here: Donate To Fred

OR

If you want to see how the team is doing check this page and feel free to donate to the others! 🙂

Fred  – SPOSpartan104
Goal: 1170.00

Pat   – FurySamurai72
Goal:  200.00

Steve – Zeux
Goal:  500.00

Thanks for your time,
~SPOSpartans104

Diamonds post will be delayed….Due to REACH

SPOSpartan104

It is out. I am home. Time to play:P Enjoy some of my pictures from tonight!

(Also I was interviewed for WayPoint I’ll let you know if I make it into a video:) 🙂 )
Why yes i do want to play #haloreach:) http://twitpic.com/2o9kpv7 minutes ago via Twitpic

  1. The line for #haloreach Boston :D http://twitpic.com/2o8z1oabout 1 hour ago via Twitpic
  2. @bsangel you should look for the videos of the boston release Im wearing my Sgt Sticky shirt 😛about 2 hours ago via mobile web
  3. may get interviewed for waypoint:) #halloreachabout 2 hours ago via mobile web
  4. Sgt Sticky reporting in from gamestop #haloreach line accessedabout 3 hours ago via mobile web

~SPOSpartan104

REACH. It’s almost here

SPOSpartan104

Reach is upon us!

The day we have all waited so patiently for.

I know it has been a while since my last update, I was being followed *shifty eyes*.

My next post was supposed to be me revealing the diamonds I found in my xbox. After the video was made shady characters began following me smelling a lot like manly people who bathe in Old Spice… Therefore I have been reluctant to post it. It will be made public tonight while they are distracted with the Launch of REACH.

Speaking of which!

Join me later for an unboxing and the my revelation upon opening my Box of X. As well as the video of my diamond search!
[fergcorp_cdt]

Stay Tuned Spartans,
~SPOSpartan104

XBOX Update and diamonds

SPOSpartan104

It has been over a month. It happens :P. BUT Progress will soon be made and then I’ll be back up to my shenanigans! A great thing about attending an engineering school is you make good (and useful) friends. My friend, E-Thug “Stealer of internets”, happens to be extremely good at soldering. She is willing to help me reflow my Xbox.

This is great for a few reasons:
A) I save $100
B)Once the case is off I might as well case mod it 😛

http://www.aeropause.com/2010/06/

Maybe I'll be this cool 😉

C) to get at the DIAMONDS INSIDE THE 360! If you were unaware of the diamonds inside of an Xbox it was a secret plot between Microsoft and Isaiah Mustafa to hide their stolen goods. But Fred, you may say, why would MS and Mr. Smell good handsome guy want to steal diamonds, and WHY would they hide them in your xbox?! Oh there is a good reason, but more importantly it is not just my xbox it is ALL RROD XBOX’s. Hold on I’ll explain

You see each and every Red Ringed xbox was a holding spot for stolen diamonds. These Xbox’s had a fuse that would be lit as soon as the Serial Numbers on each of the diamonds is removed from InterPol’s watch list. Once this occurs the fuse interferes with the normal cooling system causing the GPU or CPU to overheat. This of course makes the system go HOLY SHIT OMG GO TO DEFCON 62! and then red lights of sadness. This is why Microsoft extended the warranty on Red Ringed Consoles, the original estimation for removal from Interpol’s watch list was < year.

Well if there are diamonds why has no one else reported them?

Microsoft can bribe you stupid. Would most people do better with cash or stolen diamonds that they have no idea how to sell? I rest my case

But why Isaiah Mustafa?

You see Isaiah has been running low on diamonds to supply his magic organ that allows him to turn other objects (such as tickets) into diamonds!, therefore when he got wind of Microsoft’s Master (plan)  Concealed Heist Initiative with Effortless Force (Read: Master C.H.I.E.F.)  Between Microsoft’s plan and Isaiah’s ability to bleed charisma like water, they were able to sneak into diamond mines around the world and smuggle them out in tiny old spice body wash tubes (which by the way did wonders for Old Spice’s ads targeting the world’s population of miners and tunnel workers).

It's all true. They've even Branded Him!

Make sense? Good.

Back to my Xbox. Work will begin soon on the new case, and I will reveal here the enormous amounts of diamonds that I have found in my console (most likely from my new mountain based beach house in Malibu).

Thank you for reading,
~SPOSpartan104

Good News Bad News

SPOSpartan104

Bad News! We are coming to a close on the Halo Reach Beta. Hell of a game huh? 🙂

Good News! My Bungie pro is now working. Expect to see a few interesting vids and a ton of screenshots up here soon. I will be scraping as much as I can off of my file share before the beta closes.

That is all.
As a reward for reading this post I give you an elite imitating his favorite video game character.

He swears he only likes her for her Assets

Lack of posts about reach

SPOSpartan104

So I know I promised videos and screenshots however I have ran into a few snags on the video end, I bought bungie pro but it has yet to propagate to my acct. I will be taking this up on another end so until that happens enjoy this one grabbed from one of Bunige’s most recent updates.

A great use for armor lock:

Armor Lock Beats Banshee